Thursday, July 9, 2009

Find Roulette Statistic

THE CASE OF EXPAT. WHEN YOU ARE MOROCCAN






















Many women wonder if we should prepare his luggage for departure long time they should take and what they are afraid to fail there. Already a pharmacopoeia

worthy of a field hospital.

granules homeopathic cure for all ailments of the earth as if we were not even half of it is already down dead!

All this multiplied by X tubes, to believe that drugs are used as an aperitif!

And of course, that goes with the toothpaste ...

And we do not talk about the basic kind Biafine, paracetamol, many medications that you find there of course. Think instead about the medicines you are sure not available locally, especially if you have a specific treatment for long illness, many specific drugs are not sold in Morocco. In France, we have too many single molecule under a different name, here is the strict minimum. A single molecule in a single disease.

Creams of all textures, colors, and smells to coat at least 400 km from skin, you'll have trouble finding your product (just the one we used) or other bio. These products are very expensive to sell when you find them. Moroccans to bother with pubs or aesthetic considerations unnecessary. From


dye "blondes" because here it's just impossible mission and knowing that the hair grows a centimeter a month, we did not really want to look like Cruella no more than a monk with a shaved head, another alternative!
Mission impossible for your platinum blonde highlights with x.

teats because nothing is less universal than the nipples, and behold!
and bottles, they often come here from China so beware! Some books

improbable spotted on end displays in our supermarkets (list of top 10) so as not to leave your brain softening.

Works of high value-added philosophy: Paris Match, Elle, Gala, Biba .... strongly committed so many titles in major Moroccan cities you'll have everything you need.

We do not spit on the theme of the airlines when you have a hole in your schedule and you will not find anything else to put you in the tooth, it can serve. Do not forget to transfer its specialized subscriptions. As heavy as

DVDs Camping, classics that you will not here, just great cinema's true! It is not our kind of hack, good even if sometimes our fingers inadvertently ripent on the keyboard ...

CDs of the great masters: the president's wife to be a good citizen, Raphael Ruiz ... This is our next presenter ambience and French culture ...

forces to make many new friends who lappeth your Jimmy Choo for you to borrow the 24-lap recent seasons, Dr. House, The Tudors ... all those who bring a real life look at what ...

And if ever there remains a small space, classic French popular music (disco ...) that you miss, you'll see! From

supply basic necessities.

cupcakes, cakes like Breton or all of our regional specialties sweets, delicacies, champagne overpriced here.

Smelly Cheese and sausage because even at 40 ° one has buds on the brink of ecstasy.

Drinks Bordeaux who bring laughter and good burgundy as have the like.

And and and, and ... If we listen, we spend almost the wings of aircraft to transport cargo to the last box checked our list.

Finally I say me, the grumpy all stripes who take offense so much frivolity, that it does not not prevent him from participating in the local economy.

Besides, nothing has ever prevented from participating in trade, even though it's our problem.

And those who do us the lesson that we must live locally, so we just want a little sweetness in this world of brutes!

's your turn to tell us what are the "essential" that you put in your luggage and for what destination.

That will help each other, in turn, offer the food of every fantasy in this or that country.

Even if it seems outlandish receive a jar of pickles or a true calendos instead of a perennial flower bouquet by one of your guests, right now it is stored (the guest) in the category of friends as possible!

The funny here, you laugh of course we do not see this thing take our luggage would look like what?

THE BROOM, a real problem here, you'll see .....

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Cocktail Waitress At Gentlemen's Club Jobs

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You think the Europeans are constantly going to the movies when they could see the movie on pirated DVD for 1 euro ... .

You call strangers If Muhammad because there is a 2 chance that this is their real name.


You have the rhythm in the skin and you express it through your horn

You cross the road as Superman, in full green light, slowly, languidly, setting right in the eyes of motorists such as "if you want to screw up your car, go back inside me "

When a vehicle coming the other direction makes you a sign [flash?], you understand that there are police or radar hidden

You are surprised when a vendor you said hello, and full of gratitude to face a cashier who smiles. It

no queue, no matter where you go, then shoot people and tries to be first served

Your hand becomes insensitive to second degree burns due to a long practice of couscous Friday.

You think there are normal people who hang a CD from the rearview mirror of their car.

You check a bottle of gas with the flame of a lighter without finding it dangerous ....

You throw your garbage out of your car because you're not going to get dirty anyway.

You know that if there are many women who wear their husband's name, not because they are married: that just that they are cousins.

You have a scar on the left arm of the vaccine.

Someone knocks at the door before you open, your mind gets carried away with questions like: Does he y 'cookies in the house? How long would it take me to prepare msemen? (Marocain)

You say 'shkoon' (is there?) When someone knocks at the door, as what you can not wait for the two steps that separate you from the door
this same question, you answer " ana "(literally" I ")

You can go without foreseeing the beach since it is normal that you're swimming with all thy clothes. You start by

approach a girl saying, mane has choufoukche zine (we will see, beauty)? And you treat her from there 3la Khayber (which you can be ugly) when she ignores you.

You stop your car 3 feet after the traffic lights to be sure that you will start the first, when you start last because you do not see the light go green

You do it on purpose not to cross the passage pedestrians.

It takes 3 or 4 people to convince you to join the dance floor, pulling you into his arms and swearing all the saints and the Maghreb and awlya Machri9 (Oriental), but once you in the crowd do not want to stop dancing, and you stayed there until the end of the festival. Here

does not shock you as guys do a kiss between two to six times without being gay.
- it seems normal to you that these guys tend to women with one hand is all that is most virile

To promise something, you can not help promising hell and damnation to yourself and to all your family tree: "Allah ya3ti lwalidiya ila el Cancer" (my parents have cancer if ...) or "ila allah ye3tini el3adabe" (as I face the worst suffering if you lie even though ....) .

When you find the normal call at midnight and say Yakm fayaqtkoum n3ass men? (I have not wake up!) At least.

You find ridiculous the assertion that he should eat light at dinner.

you make sentences with words of minimum 3 languages (classical Arabic / French, English / English / Darija / Berber ...)

You throw garbage in the street without a second thought and you watch the passers-by with evil eye as if to say "Mind your own business, this is the street of your father"

you continue your discussion with a friend or relative out of home even when you're already done " goodbye

you spend more than 5 minutes just to exchange greetings wishing all say the same thing like "labas alik? Koulchi Bikha? Sehiha labas? Lwalidin 3lihoum labas? Khoutek labas?".

doctor, you have an appointment at 16h but you do not see that at 20h, then you see before you spin people without appointments but who slips 20 dirham to the secretary.

you can buy at 10 dirham to the Djema El Fna films that are not even showing in their country of origin