You think the Europeans are constantly going to the movies when they could see the movie on pirated DVD for 1 euro ... .
You call strangers If Muhammad because there is a 2 chance that this is their real name.
You have the rhythm in the skin and you express it through your horn
You cross the road as Superman, in full green light, slowly, languidly, setting right in the eyes of motorists such as "if you want to screw up your car, go back inside me "
When a vehicle coming the other direction makes you a sign [flash?], you understand that there are police or radar hidden
You are surprised when a vendor you said hello, and full of gratitude to face a cashier who smiles. It
no queue, no matter where you go, then shoot people and tries to be first served
Your hand becomes insensitive to second degree burns due to a long practice of couscous Friday.
You think there are normal people who hang a CD from the rearview mirror of their car.
You check a bottle of gas with the flame of a lighter without finding it dangerous ....
You throw your garbage out of your car because you're not going to get dirty anyway.
You know that if there are many women who wear their husband's name, not because they are married: that just that they are cousins.
You have a scar on the left arm of the vaccine.
Someone knocks at the door before you open, your mind gets carried away with questions like: Does he y 'cookies in the house? How long would it take me to prepare msemen? (Marocain)
You say 'shkoon' (is there?) When someone knocks at the door, as what you can not wait for the two steps that separate you from the door
this same question, you answer " ana "(literally" I ")
You can go without foreseeing the beach since it is normal that you're swimming with all thy clothes. You start by
approach a girl saying, mane has choufoukche zine (we will see, beauty)? And you treat her from there 3la Khayber (which you can be ugly) when she ignores you.
You stop your car 3 feet after the traffic lights to be sure that you will start the first, when you start last because you do not see the light go green
You do it on purpose not to cross the passage pedestrians.
It takes 3 or 4 people to convince you to join the dance floor, pulling you into his arms and swearing all the saints and the Maghreb and awlya Machri9 (Oriental), but once you in the crowd do not want to stop dancing, and you stayed there until the end of the festival. Here
does not shock you as guys do a kiss between two to six times without being gay.
- it seems normal to you that these guys tend to women with one hand is all that is most virile
To promise something, you can not help promising hell and damnation to yourself and to all your family tree: "Allah ya3ti lwalidiya ila el Cancer" (my parents have cancer if ...) or "ila allah ye3tini el3adabe" (as I face the worst suffering if you lie even though ....) .
When you find the normal call at midnight and say Yakm fayaqtkoum n3ass men? (I have not wake up!) At least.
You find ridiculous the assertion that he should eat light at dinner.
you make sentences with words of minimum 3 languages (classical Arabic / French, English / English / Darija / Berber ...)
You throw garbage in the street without a second thought and you watch the passers-by with evil eye as if to say "Mind your own business, this is the street of your father"
you continue your discussion with a friend or relative out of home even when you're already done " goodbye
you spend more than 5 minutes just to exchange greetings wishing all say the same thing like "labas alik? Koulchi Bikha? Sehiha labas? Lwalidin 3lihoum labas? Khoutek labas?".
doctor, you have an appointment at 16h but you do not see that at 20h, then you see before you spin people without appointments but who slips 20 dirham to the secretary.
you can buy at 10 dirham to the Djema El Fna films that are not even showing in their country of origin
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